{"id":547,"date":"2011-05-16T19:34:22","date_gmt":"2011-05-16T18:34:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigmcateer.co.uk\/365\/?p=547"},"modified":"2011-05-16T19:34:22","modified_gmt":"2011-05-16T18:34:22","slug":"murder-on-the-bathroom-floor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigmcateer.co.uk\/365\/?p=547","title":{"rendered":"Murder on the bathroom floor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p id=\"yui_3_3_0_3_13055707985661035\">Had a slight problem today &#8211; basically passed out and then came round as soon as my pretty face (so my Mum tells me) had smashed it&#8217;s way along this wooden plinth and into the bathroom scales.<\/p>\n<p id=\"yui_3_3_0_3_13055707985661038\">Lots of blood, lots of pain and a trip to the hospital later I have multiple lacerations, a huge gouge where my glasses pushed their way into the bridge of my nose, I&#8217;ve got multiple appointments with the doctor\/nurses and a need for new glasses.<\/p>\n<p id=\"yui_3_3_0_3_13055707985661041\">Oh and yes, &#8211; it bloody hurts.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/craigmcateer.co.uk\/365\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/0516.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-548\" title=\"0516\" src=\"http:\/\/craigmcateer.co.uk\/365\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/0516-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Had a slight problem today &#8211; basically passed out and then came round as soon as my pretty face (so my Mum tells me) had smashed it&#8217;s way along this wooden plinth and into the bathroom scales. Lots of blood, lots of pain and a trip to the hospital later I have multiple lacerations, a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":548,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-abstract"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigmcateer.co.uk\/365\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigmcateer.co.uk\/365\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigmcateer.co.uk\/365\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigmcateer.co.uk\/365\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigmcateer.co.uk\/365\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=547"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/craigmcateer.co.uk\/365\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":549,"href":"https:\/\/craigmcateer.co.uk\/365\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547\/revisions\/549"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigmcateer.co.uk\/365\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/548"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigmcateer.co.uk\/365\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigmcateer.co.uk\/365\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigmcateer.co.uk\/365\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}